Religions all over the world have a lot to answer for and Christianity is no exception. Over the centuries Christians through the ages have persecuted, tortured and done to death those not of their faith, and indeed, even those who are of their faith! Hence, from a religious point of view, I see little to celebrate at Christmas. On the other hand, so many aspects of the way Christians celebrate Christmas are simply borrowed from old secular traditions or pagan religions, and the phrase often used by desperate Christians "put Christ back into Christmas" probably has more significance than they could possibly have imagined. For me, Christmas has nothing to do with religion; it is a celebration of love and renewal, coming, as it does, just after the winter solstice. So I see nothing at all wrong with combining sex, which is all about love and renewal, with Christmas celebrations. Thus the annual offerings from the gay porn studios, such as the one reviewed here, from Helix Studios, all get my stamp of approval. If, on the other hand, you are offended by this blend of gay sex with what is generally regarded as a religious festival, then hasten ye to Bethlehem and seek some other fare: you are clearly in the wrong place on the Internet! My Christmas rant is now over, so on to the Happy Twinkmas clip I set out to review! We find Luke Allen (dark hair) and Jessie Montgomery (blond) in their onesies exchanging presents on Christmas Day. Jessie is the first to go with a huge panda for Luke. Luke reciprocates with a Jelly Royal dildo which reminds the two twinks of a previous Christmas offering from Helix Studios, Christmas Cums Early starring Jessie himself and Christian Collins - and we then see a tempting selection of clips from that video. Jessie goes next with great looking jock, which reminds Luke of another jock he had spent Christmas with which leads us into the second Christmas video advertisement, The Christmas Cock, starring Luke himself with Ezra Taylor as his partner twink and Hayden Clark as the jock. Finally it's time for Luke to hand over another present and this time it's edible body paint and so Jessie strips open Luke's onesie gets out the paint and starts to artistically daub Luke's slender frame with the colours. Jessie, finished with his application, remarks that this will take some time to clean up in the time-honoured way, with his tongue, and that's the cue for the next Christmas clip advert, Double Ended XXXMas Live, starring Max Carter and Kyler Ash. Ads over, it's time to get on with the sex! Luke gives Jessie head which is when Jessie at last loses his onesie! Then it's time to use that Jelly Royal dildo well-lubed and in it goes! Much pleasure though the dildo gives, it's no replacement for the real, throbbing fuckpole Jessie carries before him and he eases it into that loving hole! The guys change position with Luke now riding Jessie reverse cowboy! In this position Luke starts to jerk off seriously and he soon starts to shoot his man-juice into the air! Then it's Jessie's turn to cum, so he withdraws and starts to jerk off! We get treated to a fine ejaculatory display! The two twinks lie back exhausted their Christmas off to a splendid start! And we are left with the green of renewal and the light of love, both symbolised in the Christmas tree! This review was written when the clip first came out in December 2013, and current atrocities in the name of religion leave the first clause in my first sentence starkly and horribly true. Let's hope 2016 brings happier times!
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